"Oh by the unholy gods of destruction! This is a match made in heaven! … Or Hell? One or the other… Perhaps both?"
HahhaHAHAhaAH GET JINXED
HUMNAH HUMNHA HUMNHA HUMNHA HUMNA HUMNA….
"Eyes off pal! I saw her first!"
Twitch stands ready to scrap, like only a rat can.
Flat chest, hottest female champion
(a little crazy though)
WHY DOES EVERYONE IN THIS STUPID ASS COMMUNITY CARE ABOUT HER FUCKIN TITS?!?!?!?!?!!? MY GOD I HATE YOU ALL
I don’t care about her boobs. ALL OF HER IS SO FUCKING PERFECT, OK?
I don’t care what she looks like, her crazy is what I love~
"Idiotic mongrel I should put you down just for mentioning my lack of huge sacks of fat."
"Jinx! You’re perfect! JUST LET ME LOVE YOU! We could make beautiful things together! Like guns that explode in a cloud of poisonous gas! Or bullets that set things on fire!”
"This woman is insane, obnoxious, insane, beautiful, destructive and has a frighteningly bizarre attachment to a weapons. Did I mention she’s insane?"
Twitch wipes away a single tear.
UGH, summoners and their damned HYGIENE!
"Tell me about it, other me." Twitch wrings water from his coat.
((I Don’t believe I was offering these, but here we go.))
"Pros huh? Well I suppose being robotic, you would be neither male nor female, so that’s much less awkward than if it were ‘organic’ Galio."
"Cons, you’re in my sewer, you sat in my chair, you ate my porridge, and now you’re sleeping in MY bed."
"Pros and cons to what? Robo-Galio, is your robo-brain malfunctioning? We use complete sentences down here in MY sewer!"
My god, twitch is the cutest thing ever.
"GLARGGLPGLAGLGAHAG! Get off of me goat-woman! GRGL! Let me out! PLEASE! IT BURNS!"